Oooo hello dear (if you didn’t say that in the same voice as mrs. Doubtfire then I suggest you go back and try again)

Shake your tits and say yay because THIS IS MY PAGE WOOOOOO, I’m so excited!

Chloe Todd
Chloe Todd

So last month me and the admin girls decided to do a swap box, a box in which we put loads of fun goodies in and send to the person we get (an outsider paired us together, TOP SECRET). Six of us done it so it was equal and we all got a person. I got the pleasures of sending a box to…Georgia! Which was great because I know her like the back of my hand, me being me was so excited that the next day I went online and started shopping the first few bits, got an email the next day and I’ve only gone and sent it to GEORGIAS ADDRESS!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!! So she got gold masks and energising tablets sent to her house (she literally sleeps all the time, my funny joke present wasn’t actually that funny when she read the box and it said WEIGHT PILLS fuck is that about?!)

LOVING @thelashdealerofficial on Instagram. As you can probably tell from my photos that I love my flycatchers. I got sent 3 different pairs of the lashes and the first thing I noticed was the packing, simple and classy. I’m really quick to judge products based on packaging, it 100% to me reflects the product so yeah I was already impressed by that. The lashes themselfs are honestly amazing, they sell for around £8 which in my opinion is incredibly reasonable, they’re such high quality and by far the best brand I’ve used. I am always a little dubious to buy from insta shops but I will 100% be going back. To top that off, they came in like 2/3 days? So yeah 10/10 from me.

Jess was the sender of my box, she got me

Boob stress ball
Personalised girlsmouth note pad
American sweets
Bath bomb
Rice cakes for Romeo (my son)

Which I loved loved loved, however the sweets were gone in an hour

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I also got her in her actual box:
Sweets
Chocolate
Mini unicorn in a bag
Unicorn choker
Bath bombs
Once upon a time key ring
Stress ball because she’s mardy
Sleeping mask
Body shop bits
Mini Yankee candles

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THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. My god I love Tom Hanks more than life itself. I literally have grown up watching this man and his films and I adore every single one he is in. He nails his role every single film and I love how genuine and friendly he is in every interview. Just seems so humble. You’re probably thinking this is a little bit of a random topic?? I’ve been watching the green mile today for like the 5th time and so now I’m all Tom Hanks hyped, I literally felt really emotional watching it like seeing him so young, it just really made me think all deep like woah life flashes by so quick doesn’t it? LIKE IM ABOUT TO GET REAL DEEP NOW but it somehow made me think of death, like what do I even think about death. Do I believe in heaven? Do I believe in life after death? And do I believe that when we die the ‘light at the end of the tunnel’ is actually us coming out of a vagina being born and the reason we cry when we first enter the world is because we are sad about the fact we’ve just died, but it only lasts a few seconds because then your new life instantly starts? Not sure…I would love to believe there’s a heaven and one day I’ll be reunited with all my family again because that gives me hope but I don’t think I’m going to be sitting on a cloud and visiting the ‘heavenly halo’ restaurant up in the sky like I imagined when I was a minor. There is something though, something that makes me reevaluate everything which is basically when my grandad was in hospital my mum went to him one night and asked if he was ok, he replied something along the lines of ‘I can see bits of me floating around, I’ll be ok. They’re working. I’ll be okay once they’ve put me all back together again’ and my mum genuinely thought he was in about ‘angels’ to an extent…it is strange isn’t it? This is from a family who isn’t religious in any way shape or form, my grandad died shortly after in hospital. So I 100% think of that every time my mind ever skims the subject. I say skims because thinking about it for too long really gives me anxiety and worried me, but YE I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING DEEP, thanks Hanks babe.

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